I'm a Glitterati: Tales from the Front Lines of Ayrt

In Which the Spouse Comments of the State of the Household

Spouse: Your glitter is all over the bathroom.

Ayrtist: (taking her second slurp of the morning coffee) I know.

Spouse: It's in the sink.

Ayrtist: It's not glitter. It's embossing powder.

Spouse: It's on the counter.

Ayrtist: I tried to clean it up last night.

Spouse: It's on the floor, too.

Ayrtist: What do you expect? I'm a Glitterati.