Wednesday, March 4, 2009
I'm a Glitterati: Tales from the Front Lines of Ayrt
In Which the Spouse Comments of the State of the Household
Spouse: Your glitter is all over the bathroom.
Ayrtist: (taking her second slurp of the morning coffee) I know.
Spouse: It's in the sink.
Ayrtist: It's not glitter. It's embossing powder.
Spouse: It's on the counter.
Ayrtist: I tried to clean it up last night.
Spouse: It's on the floor, too.
Ayrtist: What do you expect? I'm a Glitterati.