Saturday, February 21, 2009
No Animals Were Harmed In This Process
Step 1: Iron fabric to freezer paper. Tape freezer paper to bathroom floor. Gather paints, brushes and an old towel.
Step 2: Apply paints to freezer paper across from fabric.
Step 3: Spread paint with foam brushes and fingers to make a continuous pattern.
Step 4: Step into paint first with one foot and then the other.
Step 5: Step directly from painted area to fabric, one foot in front of the other.
Step 6: Step off fabric with one foot, placing it onto unpainted area of freezer paper. Step with other foot into bathtub.
Step 7: Place second foot in bathtub, and admire painted fabric.
Step 8: Admire painted bathtub.
Step 9: Admire painted hands.